Right as you cross the border from Colorado to Wyoming, police come through the cabin, confiscate all your paraphernalia, handcuff you, toss you on the ground, and dare you to name three facts about Wyoming. Here’s what you’ll say:
1) Wyoming is the state so unnecessary it has the question “Why” built right into its name;
2) The state bird is fuck you;
3) It’s where people flee to because can’t show their face in Iowa anymore, a state which they originally fled to because they couldn’t show their face in any one of the other 48 cool states.
You’ll say all these things and get tossed out of the plane the end
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