Legally Blonde: Blood in the Water – 844-292-1318 Indiana legal aid

Blood in the Water from the broadway musical Legally Blonde

Now when you choose a law career
The moment you embark
There is that joke you’re bound hear
A lawyer is a shark

Ignore that, it’s simplistic and it’s dumb
Only some of you will turn out sharks, just some
The rest are chum

Our topic is blood in the water
Kids, it’s time you faced
Law school is a waste
Oh yes, unless you acquire a taste for

Blood in the water
Dark and red and raw
You’re nothing until the thrill of the kill
Becomes your only law

(spoken) Mr. . . . Shultz , hypothetical question.
Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of fraud?

(sung) A kind old grandma took her savings and she sent it
Off to your client, all she saved since she was born
Well he promised to invest it, but he spent it
On prostitutes and heroine and porn

(spoken) No, I would not want to take that case!

Wrong! This one is a win unless you’re lazy
Grandma’s broke; she’ll have some hack from legal aid!
Put her on the stand and call her old and crazy
Your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid

Look for the blood in the water
Read your Thomas Hobbs
Only spineless snobs
Will quarrel with the morally dubious jobs

Yes, blood in the water
Your scruples are a flaw

(spoken) Ms. . . . Hupes, hypothetical question.
Would you be the right lawyer for the following client?

(sung) Say they offer you a bundle for defending
A famous hit man for the mafia elite
Seems he missed his chosen prey
Killed a nun and drove away
Running over three cute puppies in the street

(spoken) What, you think I wouldn’t defend him just because he’s a typical man?

(spoken) Oh, you lesbians think you’re so tough

(spoken) But–

Oh dear, I fear my comment has offended
Hard to argue, though, when you’re too mad to speak
Your employment will be very quickly ended
When they see how your emotions make you weak

So what’s my point? I run a billion dollar law firm!
And I hire four new interns every year
From this class I will select four young sharks whom I respect
And those four will have a guaranteed career
Do you follow me?

So I wanna see . . . What?

Blood in the water

Exactly, let the games begin


Four of you will win


But just those four with the dorsal fin
Yes, blood in the water
So fight and scratch and claw

(spoken) Yes, Miss, uh

(spoken) Woods, Elle Woods

(spoken) Someone’s had their morning coffee.
Would you summarize the case of State of Indiana v. Hurn in your reading?

(spoken) Oh, I wanted to answer the puppy question?

(spoken) But I’m asking you about the assigned reading.

(spoken) Okay, who assigns reading for the first day of class?

(spoken) You have guts, Ms. Woods. Ms. . . . Kenzington

(sung) Let’s say you teach a class at Harvard Law School
A position that you’re justly proud about
But a girl on whom you call hasn’t read the case at all
Should you let it go or–

(spoken) No! I’d throw her out!

All right, then.
You have heard your classmate
You have just been killed
She cut your throat, so grab your coat
Yes, you’ve got guts but

Now there’s spilled your
Blood in the water

So would you please withdraw
And if you return
Be ready to learn
Or is it unfair?
Oh, wait I don’t care!
That’s just how I rule
In life and in school
With fear and shock and gall

You’re nothing until

Blood in the water

The thrill of the kill

Blood in the water

Becomes your only law

Blood in the water

Your only law

Blood in the water

Your only law

Blood in the water
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Taylor Swift – Bad Blood ft. Kendrick Lamar – 844-292-1318 Alaska legal aid

Check out Taylor’s new video “Bad Blood!” “Bad Blood” featuring Kendrick Lamar is Available Now on iTunes Taylor’s multi-platinum release 1989 is Available Now on iTunes

Taylor Swift as Catastrophe
Selena Gomez as Arsyn
Karlie Kloss as Knockout
Kendrick Lamar as Welvin Da Great
Martha Hunt as HomeSlice
Jessica Alba as Domino
Serayah as Dilemma
Lena Dunham as Lucky Fiori
Hailee Steinfeld as The Trinity
Ellie Goulding as Destructa X
GiGi Hadid as Slay-Z
Hayley Williams as The Crimson Curse
Zendaya as Cut-Throat
Lily Aldridge as Frostbyte
Ellen Pompeo as Luna
Mariska Hargitay as Justice
Cara Delevingne as Mother Chucker
Cindy Crawford as Headmistress

Music video by Taylor Swift performing Bad Blood. (C) 2015 Big Machine Records, LLC.
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